Brooklyn-based ​poet, visual artist, ​singer and dancer.

Release when it seems worthwhile to me. ​I’m not publishing to an empty room on ​the internet anymore.

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Not sure about Spotify ​their UI confuses me

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Harpers’ littlest ​girl-child s​ings

First single

To be released as ​part of a TRIPLE ​SINGLE (with dance ​remixes?) later this ​summer. I want to ​feature some of the ​EARLY SUMMER ​SONGS as maybe a ​guest verse? TBD

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An artist who has very clearly never done anything wrong in her entire life. Ever. Literally goddamn never, I’m a fan and I read WikiPedia.

Midwest rock legends who can cover every song ever, especially anime songs. Give up, radio stations. This band is going to be incredibly popular everywhere on earth.

PINK FRIDAY QUEEN. I will add more soon but I’m hungry

It’s lunch time and I have to park this domain so brb

Cause we need a little bit of

Controversy

I wonder if Kanye has anything else to add about why he was rapping between the wires? (A NOT-HIS-FAULT CAR ACCIDENT MAYBE?)

WHAT DOES RIHANNA ​THINK ABOUT THE ​WORLD? I love Fenty. ​THE END.

Would LOOOVE to hear what Janet Jackson thinks about showbiz

Nelly is a saint.

I will fight anyone who speaks ill of Nelly.

Nelly Furtado knows a lot of information about the world.

Listen to this woman.

Why is Mitski unhappy? ​When a lady sounds ​sad, it’s usually ​because SHE KNOWS ​TOO MUCH ABOUT THI​S WICKE​D WORLD.

sometimes “controversial” figures are good people who piss off someone powerful enough to blackmail them

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Millennial/Gen X ​Alliance <3

Ar​tistic and human rights titans!

BTS ARMY ⚔️

And given how my ​Mama and boyfriend’s ​family made SO many ​“SHAH RUKH KHAN IS ​SO FINE” reference ​jokes at Thanksgiving...

🇮🇳 Thanks to Indira Ghandi!

*I say “reference jokes” because... well, ​the joke is “WHAT DO YOU SAY ​EXCEPT DAMN?” Everyone thinks this ​man is ridiculously handsome.

Millennial ​Queens of ​the Internet

(Music Mix)

  • Paris Hilton did nothing wrong! I admit that I ​was jealous of her beauty, talent and wealth. ​However: I just wanted to be like her. Didn’t ​want her to suffer or be shamed!
  • Lindsay Lohan made us all laugh. Who ​doesn’t love dancing? WTF?!
  • Ayesha Erotica switched genres an ​astounding number of times my lads
  • Alicia Keys IS ON FIIIIIIIRE
  • RARAROMAMA GAGA OOH LA LA
  • Is Ariana Grande a Zoomer or a Millennial? ​(BAAAW IS THAT... IS THAT IGGY AZALEA’S ​HAIR ON HER HOMEPAGE?) Unsure, Ariana ​does what Ariana wishes.
  • WHO AMONG US BE NOT A PIXEL!?
  • IF I LEFT LIZZO OFF THIS LIST I WOULD BE ​STRUCK BY BITCHLIGHTNING. BECAUSE I’D ​BE WRONG, BITCH!

Emma stranger

A bitch got websites

I incorporated. Fuck capitalism, I have Trojan Horsed it. Good job, corporations. You let designers fool you into thinking this shit takes a long time.

My websites are so much sexier than the real corporate websites. ​It’s hilarious.

Compare this shit to what Tesla is slanging to sell you entire ​cars. Look at what Amazon shoves in your poor hapless eyes ​compared to this sickass gradient. DESIGNERS CAN WORK FAST ​IF THEY ARE FREE FROM MEETINGS AND SILLY RULES!


fight me, corporations!

I sing pretty good and make SO MANY WEBSITES!

fear me, you evil big businesses!

CEO AND ENTREPRENOOOOHER

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